Thursday, January 28, 2010

THE “BUZZ” KILL

Thursday, January 28th @ 10:00

Kevin

On what is presumably our last ferry ride, we arrive at the southern tip of the north island of New Zealand. In fact, as we drive Fern off the boat and out of the port, we breech a signal light that places us smack dab in the middle of the CBD (commercial business district) of the capital city of Wellington. At first it is a bit overwhelming. We haven't seen this many people in ages. Then, we realize just how much we have missed big cities. And this one is a charmer. It is the commercial and political hub of the country. It reminds us a bit of Sydney, which reminded us a bit of San Francisco. A picturesque city with rolling hills, charming architecture, surrounding a beautiful harbor and full of people hustling and bustling, New Zealand style, which means running, bike riding, skating, skiing, swimming, indoor rock climbing, unicycling and everything else you can imagine and all right in the middle of downtown.




Wellington is New Zealand's windiest city. However, we are treated to two beautiful and sunny days with only a mild breeze to cool us off. We enjoy our time here strolling through the botanical gardens, which we access by cable car, walking along the waterfront and touring the very unique and characteristic neighborhoods, such as Cuba Street and the political district, where you can have a tour of Parliament and the famous beehive building .














A march to the top of Mount Victoria affords us million dollar views of the entire area. And almost a full day in the Te Papa museum absolutely floors us. Perhaps the best museum to date. Complete with amazing displays of Maori culture, natural history and even an earthquake room! North Island, we have arrived.

Seems we've gotten a bit lazy with our planning being as it is so close to the end of our trip. We pull out of our accommodation in Wellington and just start driving north. No destination in mind. It is, really, the best way to travel. In many ways, we did save the best for last. Had we done this type of traveling first, where you have your own wheels and only the loosest of plans, it may have made the rest of the trip feel a bit more restrictive. Our journey finds us driving almost all day, perhaps the most distance covered to date, with stop offs along the way, like lunch in the city of Levin. We end up hugging the southwest coast until we decide we've had enough, which coincides with our passing, and then turning around to return to, Kai Iwi beach and this lovely little campground. As has happened so many times in the past, we are completely enchanted and get sucked into relaxing and enjoying the most amazing scenery and coastline, with enough time for a (very cold) surf session, some book reading, and the always necessary laundry and clean up.

We tear ourselves away from (yet another) paradise and head right into the s@#t. We are in a very unique area of the island where a (some say still active, and slightly overdue) volcano rests and has created a semi-circular land mass that bulges right out into the Tasman Sea. The perimeter road has been dubbed the “Surf Highway” and for good reason. Some of the north islands best breaks are located within this hundred or so kilometers. But not yet! First, we decide to head right up to the volcano, Mount Taranaki. as far as we can get by car. Which, after the pissing rain and gray clouds clear (for only twenty minutes) we find is immediately above us and quite grand. It is an almost perfect cone with one small (from a distance) sliver that juts out, known as “shark tooth”.



We decide to stay the night up here to see if the morning affords us good enough weather for a wee wander. It does not. So, we feel thankful to have seen it, even if ever so briefly. We drive back down the volcano and as we do, the sky starts to open up along the coast and the sun makes an appearance.




The wind is predominantly southwest and all the surf that we check on this side of the bulge is huge, cold, windswept and menacing. So, we keep driving. As soon as we round the bulge and get out of the strong winds, things start looking up. First stop is for a surf in Oakura. Good waves, no crowd, very cold! After a few more pull overs and surf checks, we wind up in the relatively large town of New Plymouth and more specifically, Fitzroy Beach. At this point, the wind is off shore, the tide is low and I am treated to perhaps one of the best sessions of my life, albeit very cold!



Feeling exhausted we decide to check into the Fitzroy Caravan Park and once again get sucked into a couple of days of surf, some sun and lots of fun. New Plymouth, the gas and oil hub of New Zealand and the deepest port on the west coast has a very industrial feel. However, a few years ago, the Council decided to move the train tracks more inland, demolish the old warehouses and install a walkway and green belt that flanks the coast. A tourist i-site, museums, public library and shops and cafes follow. A brilliant move by all accounts. Even though I see the stack of the local power plant penetrating the skyline, I also get to see a beautiful coastline and a volcano ever looming, though not always visible, in the background as I sit in the line up waiting for the next swell to roll in. We end our stay with a free concert in the park followed by a film preview by a local artist. Life is great!






While at Fitzroy, we get a tip about some back roads that may be of interest. So, we head off. After a bit of driving, we arrive at the end of a dirt road at what appears to be a bit of a hippie colony. It is actually known as Waikawau Beach and we decided to settle in for a night of freedom camping. It is an interesting place. There is a tunnel that leads to the beach that was cut right out of the limestone cliffs. Apparently it was used to drive cattle through the country side and out into boats waiting on the other side. Now, it provides safe passage for hippies and the occasional tourists. Another completely empty and stunning natural beach. Surf looks like it could pretty much pulverize me, so we opt for a morning walk instead. After which, we have breakfast and bid the hippies fair well.











We continue driving on the sometime paved, sometimes gravel, always winding road and stop in at several little villages and beaches to have a gander. The more memorable ones are Kiritehere Beach, a long left hander and sacred burial site, and Marakope, holiday sea-side village, where we enjoy lunch in the shade. That night, we reach Kawhia, pronounced Kafia?! It gives us a weird feeling, but we end up staying two days anyways. At $8 per person, per night, it is a steal, complete with cooking facilities and hot showers. The beach is amazing, something of legend perhaps. It is called Te Puia Springs and is the location of a very important and historic Maori village. One where the creator of a “Haka”, or more commonly known as the welcome dance, lived. It is enough to scare the pants off of you with screams, bellows and distorted faces with protruding tongues, but it really is a traditional welcome. I would loved to have seen the faces of the early European settlers as a crowd of as many as fifty huge Pacific Island men gave them this special greeting! We have yet to experience the Haka, which may be a blessing, but we did not miss out on the hospitality of this great little town and the magic of their local beach. In addition to having great surf, two hours either side of low tide you can scour the sand for signs of hot springs that run underneath. One is steam, the other is the smell of rotting eggs. Once found, simply dig a hole and bury yourself in steaming hot mineral water as you watch the surf pound the shore. We find a couple of locals who seem to have found the hottest hole. They invite us over, we extend the dug out and have the most amazing day alternating between dips in freezing cold sea water and comfortably warm spring water, all while burning to a crisp in the unrelenting summer sun which has no ozone to filter its damaging effects.



A long, hot, dusty ride on a gravel road that someone said, “would turn you inside out”, deposited us onto the shores of Raglan. Two world famous left hand point breaks, Whale Bay and Manu Bay, and a beach break.





Two of the damdest things would happen within just the first few hours of arrival. The first would happen right as we were finishing up an amazing dinner of fresh snapper fillets compliments of a guy we met in the previous campground. Just as I would lean back and let out a great sigh of satisfaction a bug would fly right into the ear canal of my left ear. It did not linger around the outside to feel out this new accommodation, it flew right into the center of my ear and continued to flap even though it had met an abrupt dead end. The sound and feeling immediately brought tears to my eyes and made me instantly go insane. So much so that I was looking for the closest cliff to jump from. I never thought such a small incident could cause so much discomfort. I first started by running to the shower and turning the water on full blast and right into my ear. No success. Idalis would then pour warm water from a glass into my ear. Still nothing. We would then roll up a piece of paper and poor Idalis tried to suck the bugger out. Nothing. Just a constant high pitched vibrato deep in the middle of my brain. Relief was nowhere. Despite my sudden lack of balance we packed up, in a hurry, and headed into town looking for help. The health clinic was closed and the paramedic only had a pen light. The operator at the end of the emergency phone line said use oil to float it out. I said, “what kind of oil”. She said, “cooking oil”. So right there in the middle of downtown Idalis was pouring extra virgin olive oil in my ear. The bug did not float out and I smelled like a salad, but at least the hum of the flapping wings stopped. Yeah! I would have to sleep on the ear that night hoping my uninvited guest would get the hint and fall out, but no luck. So, the next morning we went back to the health clinic, filled out the necessary paperwork and the nurse proceeded to flush out my ear with a high power syringe. Voile!



The other damdest occurrence, equally as painful bet less involved was that all these famous left hand breaks, supposedly the world's longest, would lay down flat. The search continues.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

A PUZZLING WORLD

Friday, January 15, 2010

Idalis:

New Zealand is a young country, its present shape less than 10,000 years old. Having broken off from Gondwanaland (which included Africa, Australia, South America, and Antarctica) about 130 million years ago, its endured ice ages, volcanic activity, and erosion. This makes for fantastic scenery and sometimes horrible weather. We've seen it all, it seems: snow capped mountains, glaciers, rainforest, and the most puzzling sight of all, Kiwi “Westie” fashion. Add to the mix a proud Maori culture, superb food and wine, and an adventurous spirit and you have a place that, even after 16 months of travel, has managed to puzzle, confound, delight, awe, and entertain us.

Lucky for us two vagabonds in an old beat up van, there are now roads in former Gondwanaland. They're sometimes bad, often winding, and always full of sheep, but we've been able to experience some amazing, jaw-dropping landscapes that have left us dumbfounded. As has been the case here, the detours have been just as impressive (if not more) than the things we've planned for. Following is a random cornucopia of recent kiwiana that has made us laugh, cry, gape, smile, and scratch our heads (and other body parts):


Puzzle World
– Set in the beautiful town of Wanaka, which overlooks a lake, this museum started this whole theme. It has a 3-D maze, a room full of optical illusions enough to make you (at least me) tumble to the ground, and mind-bending puzzles Kevin could solve but I didn't have the patience for. Worse than Sudoku!











Rob Roy Glacier Walk – One of our favorite tramps yet. Although an hour out of Wanaka on a bad corrugated road (bump! bump! bump!), it was well worth the pounding headaches we both got. Beautiful views along the way included brown hills that reminded me of the cocoa-powdered truffles I loved getting at Costco. Yum! The four-hour hike took in glaciers, waterfalls, and a swing bridge, not to mention four thundering avalanches we saw from the safety of our lunch spot!















Sandflies
– These devils with wings are everywhere! The sandfly is an ugly black fly that uses our blood to fertilize its eggs and lay them under swift-moving water. How dare they! Only the females bite, which means there are twice as many around. They get into every crevice in the van, and the tiny little spot you forgot to apply repellent to will surely have a welt tomorrow. Kevin even installed screens in the windows, but they somehow find their way in. The bites hurt, and they leave marks that last for weeks. Every night before going to bed, we go on Sandfly Duty and kill as many of the little buggers as we can. To date, the record has been the extermination of 42 sandflies in 12 minutes. I've gotten three bites just writing these few paragraphs!











Driftwood art – Something you and I might do to make the time pass on the beach seems to be a national art form here. Driving along the coast on our way to the glaciers, Kevin and I saw these weird rock and wood formations on Bruce Bay. We stop to marvel at the hundreds of wood sculptures and cairns that have been built, scattered around the beach. We add our own and find out later many seaside towns hold summer competitions for the best ones. Eco-friendly art!












Fox and Franz Josef Glaciers – A “must see” on the west coast of the South Island. Some years they advance, some years they recede, at a rate of up to five meters a day! The early Maori knew Franz Josef as Ka Roimata o Hine Hukatere (Tears of the Avalanche Girl). Legend says a girl lost her lover when he fell from the local peaks, and her flood of tears froze into the glacier. We learned that the blue ice we see on the glacier's peak is actually old snow so compacted that the oxygen is squeezed out, leaving the azure tinge. Our views of Fox Glacier were quite good, but the day we arrived at Franz Josef, the access road was closed at first. Torrential rains had caused poor visibility and swollen rivers. One DOC worker told us they had built a bridge to cross one of the rivers, which only lasted 23 hours before being washed out. Kevin approached one of the swift rivers and caught a piece of glacier ice, which he put in the cooler to keep our chicken cold. I get to marry this genius!


















New Zealand weather – Upon first arriving, we were told by locals that, “Here in New Zealand, you can experience all four seasons in one day.” We had no idea how true the statement was. Clouds. Rain. Hail. Wind. Sunshine. Repeat. You're never sure what to wear in the morning, but know to keep your rain jacket close by.






Kiwi fashion – Some of the guys look like they've stepped out of that bad movie with Emilio Estevez (I think) from the early '90's, Men At Work: mullet haircuts, short rugby shorts, and gum boots. Sexy! Another fashion oddity is going into the supermarket or mall and seeing people walking around barefoot. Where are their gum boots?

Kiwi vocabulary – We speak English, but we're just starting to learn Kiwi. A traditional greeting is “Kia ora, bro.” People eat “fush and chups” and put “Steinies” in the “chillie bin.” Flip flops are “jandals” and the “wopwops” is where you don't want to live. Yesterday, when we asked the nice parking attendant if it was okay to park on the street, she replied “Good as gold.” So we told her that was great news to us by saying, “Sweet as.”

Punakaiki (Pancake) Rocks – On the west coast, another puzzling stopover. Through a layering-weathering process that scientists aren't sure about, limestone has formed into what resembles stacks of thick pancakes. When the tide is just right, the sea surges into caverns and booms through blowholes, causing everyone in the vicinity to be drenched in cold water and be reminded of the awesome power of Mother Nature.











Kiwi friendliness and hospitality – This one has us stumped, and we love it. Kiwis are extremely friendly and love to chat. They think nothing of striking up a conversation with a complete stranger and then inviting them over for dinner, which is exactly what happened to us. We met Joy and Di (Aussie expats) several weeks ago on one of our hikes in the Mount Cook area. They told us to look them up when we came to Nelson, which we did, hoping to meet up for the day. Joy and her husband Mark were excellent hosts. They invited us into their beautiful home, let us take hot showers, fed us yummy veggie lasagna, gave us a comfy bed, and introduced us to their lovely family. Thank you all for your warm hospitality and generous helpings of pumpkin salad!


Sauvignon Blanc
– Being a red wine kind of girl, I was a bit skeptical to try the white wine Joy generously poured for us before dinner. But, OMG! Hard to describe, but it has a zingy, fresh, fruity, and almost herbal quality to it. Unbeknown to us cheap-red-wine-in-a-box drinkers, Sauvignon Blanc from the Marlborough region of New Zealand is world-famous. It tastes kind of like champagne without all the bubbles. I've found a new favorite!

Harwood's Hole – Joy and Di, always the adventure buffs, took us on a beautiful hike to this spot near their home. The fern- and moss-filled walk to the southern hemisphere's largest cave made up for the bone-cracking bumpy ride. Harwood's Hole is 400 meters deep and 70 meters wide, with a 183 meter drop. I stayed a safe distance away from the precipice so I could enjoy our picnic lunch.











Abel Tasman National Park – I know we keep saying this about everywhere we go, but it was so beautiful! We were extremely lucky finding a spot at the DOC campsite, which people book for now starting in July. Dumb luck! The five-hour-return coastal walk we did to Separation Point passed stunning bays and coves, and we could smell the fur seals way before seeing them! One of the bays houses Navigator Rock, which the Maori say is the point where they were guided to the South Island hundreds of years ago.















Pupu Springs – Pronounced “poo poo,” it's not the name we would give to the clearest water in the world. Te Waikoropupu Springs are the largest freshwater springs in New Zealand, and reputedly the cleanest, rivaled only by melting glacier ice in Antarctica. It's a very holy place for the Maori, so touching the water is a big no no.











Wharariki Beach – Taking Joy's advice, we visited this remote, desolate beach in Golden Bay to watch the sunset. You have to go through farmland to get to it, and the views are stunning: mighty dune formations, looming rock islets offshore, and a seal colony that we almost bumped into. Jaw-dropping!







As you can see, the last couple of weeks have been mystifying, in a good way. Tomorrow morning we get on a ferry in Picton and will arrive in the North Island three hours later. I'm sure it will keep us amazed as well, with an active Maori culture, volcanoes, hot springs, and geysers.

Choice, eh?

Saturday, January 2, 2010

THE BIGGEST, WETTEST, LONGEST, HARDEST AND NEWEST

Wednesday, December 30th at 19:57

Kevin

After an action packed day, as described in Idalis' previous post, we arrive at the Lakeview Holiday Park in the lakeside city of Te Anau. We park Fern on the upper hill and have, as the advertisement for the park states, a “million dollar” view. The city is named after the glacier formed lake that it is nestled upon and which also happens to be the BIGGEST lake in the South Island.



As soon as we arrive we are both struck with a sense of familiarity. We both agree that Te Anau reminds us a lot of Pokhara, Nepal. Like Pokhara, it is located along side a large lake, it is the hub of the take off point for three of the nine “Great Walks” and it is teeming with adventure bound tourists wearing the newest North Face gear and zip off pant shorts.

It is Christmas Eve and to celebrate, I decide to clean Fern inside and out and do some much needed laundry as Idalis takes a morning run lakeside up to the starting point for the famous Kepler Trek. After a much needed shower we then walk over to the wildlife center where we visit the native residents who are all undergoing some sort of rehabilitation or who were unfortunate enough to meet with some sort of accident that would have prevented their return to the wild. The center also gives us the opportunity to take a glimpse at some rare and endangered birds and attempt to save some baby Mallard ducks from the drainage basin. We then take a stroll into town where we make the obligatory stop at the i-site to gather all the information and pamphlets needed to help plan our itinerary. That evening we have a more fitting celebration of Christmas Eve and take advantage of the park's cooking facilities and prepare a roast pork with fresh vegetables. We wash it down with a bottle of champagne and all while sitting in our comfy folding chairs and custom ironing board dinner table while enjoying our unobstructed view of lake Te Anau.



It is Christmas morning! It is not snowing, but it is cold and there is snow on the mountain tops. After a relaxed morning and breakfast of pancakes and bacon, we decide to head out of town and drive along the Te Anau to Milford Sound road. The weather is not the best, but we still take advantage of the many diversions along this most scenic drive, which include Mirror Lakes and its famous reflection of the adjacent mountain range and a picnic at Cascade Creek after a hike through the Red Beech forest.






We arrive at the DOC's (Department of Conservation) Lake Gunn Campsite just in time to secure the perfect space right in front of the lake. It costs five dollars a person and it is worth every penny. That night we dine on a dinner of stir fry as the sand flies dine on us! The next morning we wake after a long, loud night of rain to more rain and even more rain. With no end in site, we eat breakfast in the van, pack up and decide to continue driving to Milford Sound. Even in the rain and low clouds, the drive is amazing. Great look out points and waterfalls everywhere! Even as we arrive at the Milford Sound Lodge, the rain continues to pour and does until we wake the next morning.

We wake up the next morning hoping to peel back the curtains and see a sunny sky. No such luck. It is still cloudy and a light mist is filling the air. Nonetheless, we booked a cruise of the Milford Sound so we head out. As the boat leaves the dock we can see the base of mountains below the thick gray clouds. The sound is quiet, the water dark and the air moist and cold. We sail on and continue down the sound right to the mouth of the Tasman Sea when I see blue for the first time in two days! The sun is fighting to burn off the clouds and half way through our cruise the sky opens up and affords us the most amazing views of the peaks attached to these mountains that plunge vertically right into the 300 meter deep sound, which is actually a fiord as we learned. A sound is carved by a river, a fiord by a glacier. To correct this misnomer, the government decided to call the area where Milford Sound is located, Fiordland. At the end of our cruise we are dropped off at Milford Deep, an underwater observatory that gives you a peak into the sea life that exists below this most unique environment of cold ocean water covered by three meters of dark, tannin stained fresh water that pours into the sound (fiord) at a rate of seven meters a year, one of the WETTEST places on the planet.




We again head out on the same road that we came in on and thanks to the change in weather are amazed to find what was hiding behind all those clouds. As is our MO, we stop at almost every POI (point of interest) which includes the Homer Alpine Walk, adjacent to the entrance of the 1207 meter long tunnel with the worlds highest set of functioning Alpine signals, The Chasm, a deep gorge cut by the raging Cleddau River, and a three hour hike up to Key Summit for views of all the peaks in the adjacent Southern Alps and Lake Marian. End the day at another five dollar a night DOC campsite and park at the intersection of Henry Creek and Lake Te Anau, not a bad life!








A quick stop back in Te Anau to get gas and food and then a fairly uneventful drive (read, no diversions) into the hopping little town of Queenstown, the South Islands pride and joy. We didn't really time it this way, but this is where we will join everyone else here in being the first to welcome in the New Year. But not yet. We only stop to make a reservation as the town seems to be filling up fast. We want first to visit the north end of Lake Wakatipu, the LONGEST lake in the South Island, and the little towns of Glenorchy, Kinloch and Paradise...yep, you heard it right, Paradise! It is sometimes difficult to freedom camp in and around towns and residential areas, so at only seven dollars a night, we tuck back into another DOC campsite and once again park lakeside and enjoy the amazing and sweeping views. While here, we decide to head out and get our daily dose of nature and what is thus far our HARDEST trek yet. It is called the Glacier Burn Track and it is two hours of straight up climbing. It is steep and demanding and the DOC classifies it as moderate. Nonetheless, we make it to the top and it is amazing. What is really amazing is the series of natural occurrences that have shaped this country. We stand right in the middle of a deep trough cut out by mega tons of melting glacial ice a mere 14,000 years ago. The scars and gouges are still very visible. The benefit to hiking to a spot like this, in addition to the amazing views, is that you can dip your bottle right into the stream and know that you are drinking the purest, tastiest, freshest and coldest water being constantly supplied from melting glacial ice...yum!



After a couple days of high quality relaxing and nature loving, it is time to head back into Queenstown and an end to the calm before the storm!

Queenstown: population 13,333, settled in 1860, 310 meters above sea level and adventure capital of New Zealand. The menu here includes tramping, white water rafting (even on a boogie board), canyoning, parachuting, bungee jumping (the highest in the world, I think), jet boating, skiing (water and snow), canyon swing, slingshot, luge, sailing, kayaking, jet skiing, cable car rides, skating, downhill mountain biking, parasailing, zip lines and bowling, just to name a few. Poor little Fern is dwarfed by all the mega vans and RV's parked nose to nose and side by side in the Lakeview Holiday Park. Thankfully, we made a reservation, because there is not an empty space to be had, anywhere. It actually looks like a load of tailgate parties back home. Not our favorite kind of camping, but it'll have to do for the next few days.

The town is really buzzing with energy in anticipation of the New Year. Right before heading down into town for the free concert, we are invited over to our neighbor's tent to have a drink and some freshly barbecued New Zealand lamb chops. We end up spending the entire evening with John and his wife Kora, their daughter Melodie, her boyfriend Graham, friend Maru and entertainer extraordinare, Isaac. We have so much fun and time flies so fast we barely make it down to the show in time for the countdown. Shortly after midnight, I got down on my knee and gave “my precious” “the ring” and asked her to marry me. She said “yes”, and then “no” and, you will be happy to know, finally “yes” again!. An exciting, emotional and most memorable NEWEST New Year. Queenstown will always be remembered as the place I proposed to my Queen!




The day after was just that...the day after! So, we took it slow, real slow. Even the overcrowded campsite was quiet and moving in slow motion. The following day, we decided to see a movie. With all the wild partying going on and all the wild adventures on tap, we felt it was most fitting to see “Where The Wild Things Are”. A quick meat pie snack and then an hours hike up to the top of Queenstown Hill, where the Skyride complex is located and the true epicenter of all the adventure activity. The views are amazing and made even better with the blood curdling screams of people hurling themselves off of the bungee platform. Queenstown has been a smash and the weather has been quite amazing, warm and sunny. All indications are that this will be a great year. We look forward to getting back on the road and back into the quiet country and wonder how well we will do with those crowded conditions that await us when we get back home where sheep definitely do not outnumber people!






WE WISH ALL OF YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HOPE THAT ALL OF YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!